It’s now time to introduce one of the nicest blokes I’ve ever met & quite often one of the quietest one’s cause like you’ll find out why in the interview. Petch may not be the loudest in your face member of the band but without him I guarantee that Dr AIDS probably would have folded back in 2010 cause after Dave (Zod)
left (To make up some puffy stoner/rock band with a bunch of barse (This being the bit between balls & arse) lickers! ……..mind you can’t blame him we was fucking shit!!) we was thinking where do we go now without that fucking Gary Glitter looking cunt on guitar? Petch had literally just had his first born who wasn’t even a month old….so it was a big ask!! We have not looked back since & really we wouldn't have thought 2 years later we’d have played with some top bands as well as getting one of Agz & Piggy’s favourite ever bands to come play on the same bill let alone the founder member sing one of his songs with us…….. take it away Ian
Introduce yourself Ian tell us who the fuck you are what you do how long you’ve been in the band, what Dr AIDS means to you?
I am Petch, I abuse guitars/amps/alcohol. I joined the band around 2 years ago when Dave left. Dr Aids is a chance to drink and thrash for a few hours a week.
Do you like the nickname THE PETCHAHOLIC?
If the shoe fits...
Zod (Dave original guitarist) asked What’s it like to know that I wrote the riff to the most popular song Dr AIDS do ….haha (Katie Price Fuck Off To Jordan)
Agz (To add) Do you feel in the shadow of Dave or is it good to know we used to rip the piss out of him more for looking like a Paedophile!
Dave and Sid were there at the beginning and without them there probably would not be a Dr AIDS. I'd like to think I’ve made my own contributions to the band song wise and put a stamp on how the band sounds now. (PETCH YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE BAND)
Like I recently said to Dave i guess I’m the Kirk Hammet of the band!
Agz asked Petch what was it like to do a show semi sober for a change at the Agathocles gig & do you think you will try & continue this trend?
I knew there was no way we could make a mess of that gig. (Yes something tells me a swift death might have come from Agz & Piggy & well done!)
Let’s just say I stuck to lager before the gig then got fucked up after it. (This being a fucking understatement by the way!!...Agz)
Piggy asked Why do u always do a different riff in the middle of simply cunt?
It keeps me entertained, and keeps you on your toes.
Phil asked …When are you going to learn how to play (Nice one from Phil there as always!)
I'm more interested in writing memorable riffs than showing off. Anyway we can’t all be as good as you.
Zac from Oblivionized asked ….Who is the Dr?
He is a fictional character that Agz made up, think Agz has given details of the Docs current whereabouts recently.
For anyone who doesn’t know “He is a made up character who goes round raping anything & spreading disease there are 4 songs which wont see the light of day but we did use song 1 entitled Dr AIDS (funny enough I’m even the one who made up the music!!) when we started tho eventually it was dropped but we grinded & slowed it down the tune & made it the intro to a few gigs, eventually in song 4 the dirty old fuck broke into an old people's home & raped all the pensioners killed a few etc!! We've sort of moved away from that stuff now though Zac”…Agz (sorry to butt into your interview Ian)
Pagan asked …Does Petch have a gagging order on him then? (In reference to not seeing him on any social sites) (Poor sod probably never gets a word in edgeways with you lot.)
It is hard getting a word in with Piggy and Agz around. I've never been interested in being on facebook/twitter/bbm, as the late Seth Putnam would say 'technology is gay'!
James Costello asked Did it take you longer than 3 minutes to learn or do you just break guitars because you were to drunk to learn for a whole 3 minutes?/How long did it take you to learn to play guitar... or do you just break them (in reference to the cerebral bore gig)
I guess watching Jimi Hendrix videos as a kid rubbed off on me. Unfortunately not playing wise! Accidents happen...when your hammered!!
Joe Dolan aksed ….Here’s a question. Who is your main musical influence?
(Adding to that Petchy would you like to tell us what songs you have influences from riff wise (Like say GG Allin has influences on Stiff & Blue Screw (Agz) & Shit eating Freak (Piggy) lyrics wise?)
I listen to all kinds of stuff, when it comes to the band i guess influences would be 80s thrash, proper grindcore, 90s Slap A Ham and Pessimiser bands.
Captain Paedophile was a Hellhammer meets Discharge kinda thing.
Jo Neill (Petch’s Mrs …yeah sorry girls he is taken!) Errr where is your cash card??
In a safe place!
H (Bass) asked how easy is it to smoke a cigar in the shower & we believe you are the only man in the world who can!
Ha you cunt, nothing wrong with a strong Roman nose.
Bill Mckee So exactly how buttery are you fingers, are they more I don't believe their not buttery or utterly butterly?
At the moment Flora buttery does the trick.
AGZ finished this interview off cause you lot where to lazy to fucking asked any questions thanks to the people who took the time!! …RANT OVER …………….NAHHH IT NEVER IS WITH ME!
Do you have stashes of alcohol in cupboards/under the floorboards/in the lampshades etc round your house?
I have stashes but it wouldn’t be right to announce where.
What was it like to take the mantle of best pisshead in the band from Agz?
It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it. (Bit of Faith No More there eh? …Agz)
When was the last day you never had a drink & did you get the shakes?
It was today, and yeah I did ha.
Why aren’t you on facebook?
Because it’s gay.
What’s your fave Dr AIDS song & why?
Captain Paedophile (Leave the kids alone) is my personal fave because it’s my baby.
Why did you dislike the last song on the demo so much (Apart from it being slightly shite like?)
I just don't enjoy playing it, I’ll use it in Simply Cunt sometimes but that’s it.
Did your mum & dad put whisky in your bottle when you were little & do you just like to have a sly stash of the amber stuff in your bag for medicinal purposes! ( I actually meant the stash of WHISKEY you brought to the last band prac!)
You would have to ask me mum wouldn’t you.
Having Stella close at hand is never a bad thing is it?
Thats not coke in the pic below by the way
What’s your fave drink & what’s you fave spirit? Can you tell people how to become a boss drinker? Do you get hangovers?
Stella Artois is the beer god. I love Jack Daniels and abuse any kind of Vodka. To become a boss drinker you must be prepared to put hours of practice in.
People that don't get hangovers obviously aren't drinking enough the night before. (Or maybe I am the best drinker cause I don’t (much) ....Agz)
Which way do you want Dr AIDS to go? Are you happy with the slightly new direction they are taking?
I think if a song feels right then whatever style we go with is right for Dr Aids. I'm not into following trends.
The recent gig with Agathocles is right up there, especially getting Jan to sing with us. The whole Cerebral Bore shambles is something I don't wanna experience again in a hurry!
After you shit do you have a wank & cum on top of your poo?
That’s for me to know you cunts.
So what would you like to tell people who like Dr AIDS & your final words
FUCK ALL............ Y'ALL! x
that's me bird!
ReplyDeleteI take it that was you Jo!! haha!!
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