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Wednesday, 22 February 2012
Out The Cage Compilation… 19 Bands Inc Us!
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Tuesday, 21 February 2012
HEY MR BASSMAN PLAY THE FUCKING BASS……The Hadyn “H” Kirkwood Interview!
Since the beginning (& I mean the very start) of this band H has been around in one way or another either as a friend or in the band we even asked him to play bass for us on the demo, that didn't come about in the end but he’s seen us progress from just having a laugh to still just having a laugh but being better!!
When it was decided that we needed to move on with a different bass player all being well that we had a new venue & we didn't’ need to use someone's gear anymore (cause we’re using cunts) AND BEFORE the Cerebral Bore/Disentomb gig we put on we had asked H if he wanted to join the band he said “yeah” & we confirmed it that night after we played & so the H era started straight away & after we told him he really had committed to it the next day ha ha!!
So now we have a guitarist & bass player who quietly play behind the two loud mouthed fucks at the front & the crazy little ginger fuck at the back now you can find out what happens in Kirky’s head just read on……………..
The H interview...
Dave Gleavey (Ex guitar)
My question is how are you finding life with the aids so far?
So far so good, no complaints! It's been a good laugh and the gigs have been excellent! Never a dull moment in this band, couldn't ask for more cos I've been in loads of bands over the years with some right proper miserable easily offended cunts!
Soo (Agzzy’s Wife) wants to know
What would you be doing if you wasn’t in this HUGE band & where do you see yourself in 6 months from now!
This is like a real job interview kinda question!!! I'm in 2 bands so i'd probably be less busy and have a few more quid due to less rehearsals!!! Hopefully in 6 months time we'll be playing in other places around the country with both bands as well!
Will you stay with the band forever or will this become a Metallica type band through a rotating door for bass players?
What, like spinal tap with all their drummers?! I can't see anybody leaving Dr Aids anytime soon like, especially with the newer songs starting to sound more nastier and faster, everyone seems more into this newer direction!!!
First gig you ever went to …….
Iron Maiden Wembley Arena 1990 with Anthrax supporting! I was 11, not bad for a first show, eh?! That was a boss year fwith many top metal albums and it ended with my first gig and it was amazing!
Gareth (The mental Motorhead fan)
What’s your fave Dr AIDS tune & for that matter any tune(s)
It was, is and always will be BALLAD OF A PRE OP TRANNY!!!
I was there in the early days when they first started rehearsing it, sounded boss then, fucking rules now!!!
Who is more sicker Glitter or Leonard?
OH MY GADD!!! Leonard is the real LEADER! Definitely Leonard! Glitter is a lightweight choir boy compared to the mighty Leonard.
Patchie
Dark Thrones or Black Flags?
VIKING METAL PUNKS... FOREVER!
Whose song called "Time" is the best; Anthrax, Brutal Truth or Pink Floyd?
Gotta be FLOYD, that is all!!!
Rob (Necroquegcuntcore demo artist) asked
Do you own a onesey & can you provide a pic?
Shit question, Robert. NEXT... (Ha ha Rob’s ripped again)
Phil (Guitarist in H’s other band) asked
How do you comb your hair?
Like a teen porn starlet I'm shaven!
What brand of baked beans do you strap onto your feet to give you extra height?
I don't need extra height, i have girth and length on my side but Tesco value beans have come in handy in the past!
Sid (First Bass Man!)
Did H learn the bass because he wanted to be Lemmy?
Yeah gotta be Lemmy, maybe there's some Cliff Burton and Steve Harris in there somewhere as well, bass is honestly the most boring of all guitared instruments, when i was a kid i wanted to be Matt Tracker from the MASK cartoons, not a fucking musician!!!
(how funny is his face in the above pic ha ha!! )
Who influenced you to take up bass? And what song contains your favourite bass line?
I dunno? my first guitar was a strat but i was told by my dad that i was playing it like a bass so we part ex'd it for a bass and I'm still doing it now. Best bass line ever has gotta be I Saw Your Mommy by Suicidal Tendencies!
How does it feel to know that so far out of the band interview you have to be the one who has pity questions thrown at him by me?
Have pity on me mate, I'm in a band with Rigsby, Chuck Billy, Bert from Sesame Street and the cunt from simply cunt, oh fuck what does that make me?!!!
Sarah Turner (Whiplash promotions,Liverpool)
Why did you leave Steps? Oh, wrong H!
H from steps was skinned alive and buggered, by Dr. Aids' first line up!
How many times have you seen Iron Maiden and do you think you will subtly introduce some Maidenesque bass lines into the Dr Aids songs (when Piggy and Agz are too pissed on Stella/German beers, Joe has his Tesco Value cider, and Petch has, well whatever Petch drinks, turps!……I found this most amusing Sarah well done x)
Lost count, honestly, since 1990 there's been shitloads of maiden gigs, the best being Donington 1992 and worst was in Manchester on that real live tour in 93, Dickinson clearly didn't wanna be there. I think i might put in a few Harris gallops in there somewhere in our new EMO GENOCIDE (taking back the Misfits by killing one Emo at a time) song!!!
Peter Watson
who's the biggest cunt and why
Agzzy? Piggy? Petch? Joe? Take your pick, they're all cunts, it's just that Agz and Piggy are loud cunts, Petch is a guitar Tourette's cunt and Joe is a talented cunt ha ha!!! Ah fuck it, I'll say Agz cos he's sent me all these fucking questions to answer!!!
Barry Durrans
Are you blonde?
On top or down there? haven't grown my hair long enough in years to even remember what colour my hair is!!!
Were Proppa unkonshuz the worst bunch of Shite you ever had the misfortune to Jam with?
I enjoyed them Curious Dr Hump/proppa unkonshuz days mate, proppa unkonshuz used to attract some nice birds to the gigs, Dr Hump just attracted tramps and smackheads!
Those hanover gigs were legendary especially the final unkonshuz gig/fight!!!
Top 5 horrors
Nightmare on elm street (1984)
Return Of The Living Dead
The original 60's Two Thousand Maniacs!
Argento's Demons
Creepshow
Fuck it, can't just have 5-
Bad Taste, Braindead, 976 EVIL, The Burning, Friday the 13th Part 3, Reanimator, Evil Dead, Christine, Cujo, Halloween 3, Nightmare Vacation, Neon Maniacs, Night Of The Creeps, Street Trash... NOTICE THAT THEYRE ALL FROM THE 80's!!!!!!!!
Apart From Dr AIDS what’s the shittiest band you have been in?
i played drums once in a band called Thumper. We played many gigs in many empty venues all over the north west. I tried to get them into more underground bands but they were just ignorant and couldn't be arsed so neither could I, they turned out to be cunts anyway.
Are you still involved in "the claw?"
not really, been years since we went to a show together, plus i can't be arsed doing blogs anymore.
Why is Maiden better than Metallica?
Harris, Dickinson, Smith and Murray are better songwriters, there's also less posers at maiden gigs, maiden never changed their sound and look to fit in with the times!!! anyway stop mentioning maiden and metallica in this fucking interview cos nobody cares!!!
Which bass man is your biggest influence & what music are you into?
Lemmy (did i answer this already?…yes but as this isn’t a face to face interview we can just look stupid on the blog!)I like all kinds of music, anybody that just listens to just one type of music is a sad cunt, you gotta have variety or there'll be nothing to influence you in your playing, I love NWOBHM more than anything and some old thrash but i also like old hardcore and the odd english punk band, then again i also like some old British prog rock and plenty of doom.
Why do you like Van Gaylen?
Cos they're a proper musician's band, a real feel-good rock band, any one of their albums could liven any party up, they're just too fucking good!!!
First record ever bought & do you still buy vinyl?
My dad bought me Iron Maiden's Somewhere In Time, Alice Cooper's Constrictor and AC/DC's Who Made Who Lp's in one day when i was 7, never looked back. Not a bad start eh?! I actually still buy vinyl now!!!
I hear the guitarist in Stone Deaf Forever is a right cunt is this true?
If he wasn't a cunt then I'd probably hate him!!!
Believe me, i think only a werewolf can get the job done of matching mikkey dee's drumming!!!
Fave porn star to shake the coconuts from the tree too?
Sasha Grey. Without a doubt the best porn star to ever grace my collection!!! Why can't i meet a girl like her?!!!
Gang bangs or Lesbians
Lesbo Gangbanging Trannies!!!!!!!
What would you rather be wanked off by ass or gob & do you get a kick from BBC?
By a gob i think, there's more mess and less stink! I like messy wanks!!! BBC ruins everything, everybody knows that!
Bri Jones
When will you die???
Shouldn't be long now, the diabetes will cause a stroke making all my vital organs fail in no particular order, the kidneys are usually the first to slowly die off then repertory problems usually follow with breathing failing which will lead to a heart attack and then death. It's kind of a weight off your chest when you know what you're probably gonna die of. Just for the record I want AC/DC's "Ride On" played at my funeral!
Your FINAL THOUGHTS...
it's just took me just over an hour to answer these questions. I want my fucking hour back you cunts!!! Nah, just one last thought, come and see Dr Aids in basement 20 on 17th march or just fuck off!!!
Friday, 17 February 2012
BBC RUINED MY WANK/DIE KYLE DIE
FUCK IT !!! IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE BBC/DIE KYLE DIE MP3 THIS IS GOING ON THE NEW EP WHICH WE'VE HAD READY SINCE NOVEMBER THE 14th WE CAN'T DENY YOU ACCESS TO IT ANY LONGER SO IF YOU HAVE THE DOWNLOAD TO "THE RETURN OF NECROQUEGCUNTCORE" JUST FUCK THE DIE KYLE DIE SONG OFF & PUT THIS AT THE BEGINNING CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO WHEN WE RELEASE THE EP THE FULL TRACK LIST WILL BE. (Or just go to the THE RETURN OF NECROQUEGCUNTCORE blog a few below & click the link there it's all done for you including the right Mp3 files complete with little pic's of the cover in the files!! ITunes ready)
IT'S NOT RACIST BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING OK IT JUST RUINS MY WANK IF A BIG BLACK COCK COMES ON THE SCREEN!! DON'T FUCKING LIE THAT MOST OF YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME OR YOU DON'T WATCH PORN!!!
Thursday, 16 February 2012
The Petchaholic (Guitar Man) Interview
It’s now time to introduce one of the nicest blokes I’ve ever met & quite often one of the quietest one’s cause like you’ll find out why in the interview. Petch may not be the loudest in your face member of the band but without him I guarantee that Dr AIDS probably would have folded back in 2010 cause after Dave (Zod) left (To make up some puffy stoner/rock band with a bunch of barse (This being the bit between balls & arse) lickers! ……..mind you can’t blame him we was fucking shit!!) we was thinking where do we go now without that fucking Gary Glitter looking cunt on guitar?
Petch had literally just had his first born who wasn’t even a month old….so it was a big ask!! We have not looked back since & really we wouldn't have thought 2 years later we’d have played with some top bands as well as getting one of Agz & Piggy’s favourite ever bands to come play on the same bill let alone the founder member sing one of his songs with us…….. take it away Ian
Introduce yourself Ian tell us who the fuck you are what you do how long you’ve been in the band, what Dr AIDS means to you?
I am Petch, I abuse guitars/amps/alcohol. I joined the band around 2 years ago when Dave left. Dr Aids is a chance to drink and thrash for a few hours a week.
Do you like the nickname THE PETCHAHOLIC?
If the shoe fits...
Zod (Dave original guitarist) asked What’s it like to know that I wrote the riff to the most popular song Dr AIDS do ….haha (Katie Price Fuck Off To Jordan)
Agz (To add) Do you feel in the shadow of Dave or is it good to know we used to rip the piss out of him more for looking like a Paedophile!
Dave and Sid were there at the beginning and without them there probably would not be a Dr AIDS. I'd like to think I’ve made my own contributions to the band song wise and put a stamp on how the band sounds now. (PETCH YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE BAND)
Like I recently said to Dave i guess I’m the Kirk Hammet of the band!
Agz asked Petch what was it like to do a show semi sober for a change at the Agathocles gig & do you think you will try & continue this trend?
I knew there was no way we could make a mess of that gig. (Yes something tells me a swift death might have come from Agz & Piggy & well done!)
Let’s just say I stuck to lager before the gig then got fucked up after it. (This being a fucking understatement by the way!!...Agz)
Piggy asked Why do u always do a different riff in the middle of simply cunt?
It keeps me entertained, and keeps you on your toes.
Phil asked …When are you going to learn how to play (Nice one from Phil there as always!)
I'm more interested in writing memorable riffs than showing off. Anyway we can’t all be as good as you.
Zac from Oblivionized asked ….Who is the Dr?
He is a fictional character that Agz made up, think Agz has given details of the Docs current whereabouts recently.
For anyone who doesn’t know “He is a made up character who goes round raping anything & spreading disease there are 4 songs which wont see the light of day but we did use song 1 entitled Dr AIDS (funny enough I’m even the one who made up the music!!) when we started tho eventually it was dropped but we grinded & slowed it down the tune & made it the intro to a few gigs, eventually in song 4 the dirty old fuck broke into an old people's home & raped all the pensioners killed a few etc!! We've sort of moved away from that stuff now though Zac”…Agz (sorry to butt into your interview Ian)
Pagan asked …Does Petch have a gagging order on him then? (In reference to not seeing him on any social sites) (Poor sod probably never gets a word in edgeways with you lot.)
It is hard getting a word in with Piggy and Agz around. I've never been interested in being on facebook/twitter/bbm, as the late Seth Putnam would say 'technology is gay'!
James Costello asked Did it take you longer than 3 minutes to learn or do you just break guitars because you were to drunk to learn for a whole 3 minutes?/How long did it take you to learn to play guitar... or do you just break them (in reference to the cerebral bore gig)
I guess watching Jimi Hendrix videos as a kid rubbed off on me. Unfortunately not playing wise! Accidents happen...when your hammered!!
Joe Dolan aksed ….Here’s a question. Who is your main musical influence?
(Adding to that Petchy would you like to tell us what songs you have influences from riff wise (Like say GG Allin has influences on Stiff & Blue Screw (Agz) & Shit eating Freak (Piggy) lyrics wise?)
I listen to all kinds of stuff, when it comes to the band i guess influences would be 80s thrash, proper grindcore, 90s Slap A Ham and Pessimiser bands.
Captain Paedophile was a Hellhammer meets Discharge kinda thing.
Jo Neill (Petch’s Mrs …yeah sorry girls he is taken!) Errr where is your cash card??
In a safe place!
H (Bass) asked how easy is it to smoke a cigar in the shower & we believe you are the only man in the world who can!
Ha you cunt, nothing wrong with a strong Roman nose.
Bill Mckee So exactly how buttery are you fingers, are they more I don't believe their not buttery or utterly butterly?
At the moment Flora buttery does the trick.
AGZ finished this interview off cause you lot where to lazy to fucking asked any questions thanks to the people who took the time!! …RANT OVER …………….NAHHH IT NEVER IS WITH ME!
Do you have stashes of alcohol in cupboards/under the floorboards/in the lampshades etc round your house?
I have stashes but it wouldn’t be right to announce where.
What was it like to take the mantle of best pisshead in the band from Agz?
It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it. (Bit of Faith No More there eh? …Agz)
When was the last day you never had a drink & did you get the shakes?
It was today, and yeah I did ha.
Why aren’t you on facebook?
Because it’s gay.
What’s your fave Dr AIDS song & why?
Captain Paedophile (Leave the kids alone) is my personal fave because it’s my baby.
Why did you dislike the last song on the demo so much (Apart from it being slightly shite like?)
I just don't enjoy playing it, I’ll use it in Simply Cunt sometimes but that’s it.
Did your mum & dad put whisky in your bottle when you were little & do you just like to have a sly stash of the amber stuff in your bag for medicinal purposes! ( I actually meant the stash of WHISKEY you brought to the last band prac!)
You would have to ask me mum wouldn’t you.
Having Stella close at hand is never a bad thing is it?
What’s your fave drink & what’s you fave spirit? Can you tell people how to become a boss drinker? Do you get hangovers?
Stella Artois is the beer god. I love Jack Daniels and abuse any kind of Vodka. To become a boss drinker you must be prepared to put hours of practice in.
People that don't get hangovers obviously aren't drinking enough the night before. (Or maybe I am the best drinker cause I don’t (much) ....Agz)
Which way do you want Dr AIDS to go? Are you happy with the slightly new direction they are taking?
I think if a song feels right then whatever style we go with is right for Dr Aids. I'm not into following trends.
What are the highlights of the Dr AIDS road show so far & what was the shittiest moment?
The recent gig with Agathocles is right up there, especially getting Jan to sing with us. The whole Cerebral Bore shambles is something I don't wanna experience again in a hurry!
After you shit do you have a wank & cum on top of your poo?
That’s for me to know you cunts.
So what would you like to tell people who like Dr AIDS & your final words
FUCK ALL............ Y'ALL! x
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Dr AIDS with Jan From Agathocles NECROQUEGCUNTCORE v MINCECORE
Just a edited version of the Agathcoles tune we did with our mate Jan from Agathocles you can find links to the video footage if you click on the YOUTUBE link!! We had a problem with getting a 3rd mike which took about 2 & a half minutes so I cut all that shit out of the video/mp3
It was a fucking great gig one that we’re really proud to have set up!!