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Monday, 30 April 2012

CARNAGE AT THE LOMAX 27th APRIL 2012


This was us last Friday we got asked to do it on Monday. Matty has only been with us for 2 praccys which could be quite a long time but really we spend most of the time drinking, pissing & chatting fucking shite!! Anyway we wasn't gonna bother with the METAL FOR THE MASSES (Bloodstock) thing cause we're really not into stuff like that. But we like Sal (WHIPLASH) & will do anything for her .. SARAH (Sal) you're doing an amazing job in Liverpool we love you xx 


Anyway we arrived after us getting time off work so we thought we'd make a bit of a night of it. The winners where of the generic metal scene & the singer wore a skirt (Kilt sorry Scotland!) not saying they was shite just not our cup of tea & it's obvious if a band basing themselves on GnR win then we ain't got a fucking chance as you can see from the video. We couldn't hear fuck all half the time as well!! 
Shock I think we did? The one thing is we can put to bed that we are in the least bit not remotely fucking metal just fucking MENTAL! 


Tell us this isn't entertainment go on I dare you cause that's what this band is all about, coming on stage & making you laugh whilst we have a laugh too.........the people who seen us for the first time THE SHOCK THE HORROR........ hahaaha ;) Thanks also to the bands who played & came & shook our hands they got us in the end (I think!) & to anyone else who thought we was fun. 
Well onwards to this time next year when we find somewhere else to shock like we did the year before!!?? 


Dr AIDS just 5 fucking cunts out to have some fun ............. if ya don't like it WE DON'T FUCKING CARE 


Massive thanks to Bill McKee for the video footage our (NOW) official cameraman for the kids of the future too see!! 


Also thanks to Yeardo, Sean,H,Bills Mrs!,Matty's Mrs, Piggy's Mrs, Zod, Faye I bet I forgot someone???

Saturday, 14 April 2012

The Agz Interview!

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Thanks to Mik for the boss B&W photo’s I love em mate.
Nice guy Agz finally gets the limelight on the blog Open-mouthed smile Founding member with his old buddy & bitter fucking blue nosed cunt Piggy these two have pulled together the line up’s of Dr AIDS with them being the ever present & godfathers (Mainly cause they’re the oldest!) Thanks to all the people who have asked Agz questions READ ON YOU NECROQUEGCUNTS!


Luch (from Gorehead) Will you be doing a hunger strike in aid of Stella being brought down to 4.8?
Defiantly not! Eating is a massive fave pastime of mine you don’t get this fucking big from not sitting on your arse, eating the wrong foods & drinking alcohol all the time!


Suicide Scripture Music reviews Have you found a new beer yet?
Yes I have It’s Lech beer it’s 5.2% from Poland & taste’s just like Stella thanks Poland xxx
Polish hooligans
A recent scene from my kitchen where Polish hooligans kicked the fuck out of Stella for my love LECH BEER won my heart well done!


Kittie Stark Ever bummed  Yeardo?
He is my long lost son & I’m not Jozef Fritzel, also there is no way my cock is big enough to get past the buttocks of an arse that big!


James Costello Why is he such a loveable cunt? And when will the next hardcopy e.p/album be out?
I don’t know I am quite loveable aren’t I? I do try & do the right things morally i:e I’m vegetarian & have been for over 25 years & I also have old hardcore values I just don’t rant about these things but some of them are too so I’ve updated them cause you just live your life like a fucking nun if ya don’t people need to lighten up a little or fuck off back to Greenham Common if they take these values a little too far we’re no Mother Theresa’s are we? However I’m also a moaning twat who see’s the world as it is full of shit & a species that needs culling!
Get the EP from me it’s 65 pence!! If you pick it up from me I’ll be in a pub sometime in Wallasey let me know!! Or come to the gigs for fuck sake!!!


Bill Mcknee We know Agz has a fairly specified love of music and anything he doesn't like is a load of old shite (I LIKE THIS QUESTION BILL...Agz) BUT what is his fave


a./ band,
BAUHAUS yes I fucking love them I have a tattoo to prove it as well. When I seen em live & if I hadn’t have been so completely off my fucking head I reckon I would have cried seriously !! I remember just holding my hands over my mouth with it wide open when they played my fave songs!! Gutted they split again but I seen Peter Murphy a few months ago again & he was perfect & I mean perfect!!
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b./ album
I’ll have to pick 2 Bill...... Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks & Slayer – Reign in Blood. Pistols Album was the first album I ever got into & Slayer’s album is a perfect speed without it being noisy fucking shite! I know it’s pretty mainstream but hey!!!
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c./ song of all time?
You ready for this Lou Reed – The Blue Mask seriously: D I’ve loved this song from when I first heard it my mate bought the Blue Mask album first & I wasn’t long after it’s Lou Reed’s best album for me as well & I’m happy that Metallica recently became his backing band. ;)
Will we find Siege, GG Allin, Death or The Spice Girls in his list!
No but I love a good few GG songs as well as the likes of the Dickies, Crass, Dead Kennedys, Agathocles (Proper honour & a dream fulfilled playing with Jan & the guys)
I have loads of songs, albums that come close but no one compares to Bauhaus for me.


Has Agz always been a narky cynical cunt or was he once happy go lucky... If so, what was the defining moment that TURNED him :)
I haven’t always been a narky twat tho I will/have snap(ed) if prompted & prodded continuously (like most people) I try keep my temper intact & wear my IPod when I am out cause I fucking hate the sound of other people’s voices on buses & trains (Why do you have to use your phone so we have to listen to half a shit conversation) also there is always some mouthy prick who has had a drink who thinks it’s funny to say something about how you look, so for their sake (& mine) it’s best I try block shit out. I’ve been with my wife Soo for 11 years & she basically taught me not to trust people when I thought she was over the top I ignored it but you know what she is generally right! It’s not in my nature to feel like this but I am more cautious of people cause when you reach your 40’s & you go I can’t believe they’ve let me down after I say borrowed the a few hundred/thousand quid to them some time etc Let’s just say it’s hard enough to take one kick in the bollocks!! Oh the answer is in the last few years William.....prob when I met Piggy again it’s enough to turn anyone angry!!!


Yeardo Where is my fucking pocket money?
Ask ya mum I only emptied my sack I wanted you aborted! I don’t even remember what your mum looks like!!


How is practicing your death growls coming along? You'll be alright once that's nailed
Haha this being in reference to a 15 year old kid who came onto the Dr AIDS site & thought we was death metal, told us we were ok but the vocals need more death grunts!! Haha well not very well Yeardo as the day we sell out (or become that good) it’s time for a new band for me!


Michael Sid Bailey ‎2-3 years on. Do you regret getting back in touch with Piggy, and subsequently meeting a load of fun loving mincers?
Sid's Arse & Zods cock & ball holder!
Of course not I spent the 10 years before that just getting smashed & being an asshole because of a turning point in my life & it still took a good few years for my now wife to settle me down (ISH!!) The above photo was the start of the fun together & what a day it was mate the birth of Dr AIDS …………PS I love you Sid xxx
 
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Also why do you have 5 sphincter stars on your arm?
You mean the 5 European cup stars Liverpool have & no other club in the UK can have?


Are Bauhaus that good?
Yes they are they are amazing they are live & they wrote such good songs with fun sometimes & they’re top musicians. I covered some of how I feel in the question Bill asked me. But just in case you don’t know yes they are I recommend Stigmata Martyr, Dark Entries, Hollow Hills, Crowds, In the Night, Slice Of Life,1-2-3-4 & the amazing cover of Ziggy a bit from each of the early albums!! Ya can’t forget Bela Lugosi.


Who do you hate more? Jordan or Victoria Wood?
Defo Jordan I hate her I fucking hate her!! Victoria Wood is an unfunny cunt & a talentless twat.


Dave Gleavy (Zod original Guitarist) Apart from me, who's the biggest cunt you've ever met?
People who steal , rip off & lie to their friends need I say more?
I love you Dave you’re a top bloke by the way.


Pagan Is stella your only friend Agz???? :P
I split with her she is a 4.8% bitch & no she is not but I choose my friends more carefully now!


Rob Warden (Dr AIDS logo designer) What’s the worst guilty pleasure in you record collection?
I have some stuff that some people may feel is dodgy but I aint ashamed of it David Sylvian, Brian Eno, Japan, Depeche Mode, Early Human League shit like that I think if you look closely there is some shit for example I have the best of Lulu I bought this for like £2 purely & simple cause she does a David Bowie cover of The Man who sold the world but I totally have to say I have NEVER played it. I’d buy the Bay City Rollers if I could ever find or knew which album had their cover of rebel rebel on it!! I love anything by Bowie (pre Lets Dance except Young Americans album) I have a Duran Duran album purely cause it’s got covers of Lou Reed & iggy Pop on it as well. They have done an album of covers its shite like. I used to waste a lot of money on Discs & Vinyl I mean a lot!!


Ric Woodhouse Pet shop boys or Erasure?
I have to choose one Ric fuck would have to be Erasure as Vince Clarke was in Dépêche Mode but I really hate them both!


Paul Greebo Cadden.  Frankie goes to wankeywood?
I seen these once in this shit programme they had in New Brighton baths back in the 80’s called “New Brighton Rock” well I lie I left before they came on singing but they walked around above us to the crowd screaming….. I just seen a bunch of cunts!! I left because some big fat bird was singing for ages the same shit soul song (SOUL SUCKS!)!!! Think we bunked in anyway fuck all else to do in them days (Nothing now FUCK YOU THATCHER!) This would be the time of Two Tribes & Relax true story!!


Elliott Lindamood i have a few.
a)Who's the best American fan of the band?
You & Pat Cooksey gotta say Liam as well tho he’s from England originally!
b) Do you think Joe’s a cunt?
No but he prob thinks I am?
c) Do you have a technique for your vocals or is it just drunken anger?
I Drink beer or I sound worse!
D) When the fuck are you gonna send me those eps you god damn English pile of shit????!!!
Dunno cause I’m useless at sending stuff out hence I don’t sell on ebay!!


Eric Chavez  asked what do you think of classic rock? What in particular Eric it’s a massive genre (Agz) bands like KISS, Alice Cooper, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Queen, AC DC, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath etc....
Eric this is such a big question yes I like rock I am a massive Mick Ronson (Bowie’s guitarist in Ziggy era) fan I mean almost as big as a Bauhaus fan! I love early Bowie like I said & I mean LOVE! The bands you asked I can say Kiss (NO) Alice Cooper (couple of songs) The Beatles (Not any more I realise they are pop shite but everyone of my generation in Merseyside knows Beatles songs! I can listen to them tho) Zepplin (There are a couple I love especially Whole lotta Love) Stones (not arsed NO) Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody is prob one of the greatest songs ever wrote!) ACDC (they’re ok I like a lot of songs but own not one record! Aerosmith (A couple of songs ok!) Sabbath (who doesn’t like them?)


Also what are dr aids musical influences?
We all like different things but for me you know some from the previous questions but to add to them are you ready? ENT, FEAR OF GOD, GG ALLIN, JELLO BIAFRA, AGATHOCLES, SEX PISTOLS, These for the rest of the band....Darkthrone, Autopsy, Abcess, Purulent Jacuzzi, fuck knows what else? They would be a fucking metal band if it wasn’t for me!!


Mick Smith why are you such a cunt?
I don’t know Mick I’m so horrible to you & the jokes you send me are shit you don’t have to do this anymore but I do love ya mate!! xxx


Hadyn Kirkwood dear Agzzy, some serious ones cos everybody else will probably be taking the piss... (Thanks H)
1.) We all know you're a proper fucking old punk cunt, but seeing as you like all sorts of other types of music, if you were gonna do a side project what kind of music would you wanna do?!


Doom Metal …..Not boring shit though (cause there is some really shit doom out there YOU BORING FUCKING CUNTS!)  Stuff like total St Vitus Born To late/White Stallions, Trouble Run to the light, Pentagram etc proper love this stuff even spoke about it with Matt from Black Magician (Before he joined them) it sort of got to the “shall we?” stage & is hovering about we still say we’ll do it one day, the Mrs said if I start a new band I can FUCK OFF tho cause I spend too much time pissing around with this one even when we’re physically not playing. I’ve gotta be honest cause I can sing believe it or not something like System Of A Down/Scars On Broadway is appealing too I like them OK Mr Simon Kelly!! (Not that he’ll see this cause he just hid me off Facebook cause I have a potty mouth! 30 years of friendship haha)
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SHIT LIKE THIS!!!! Not the Christian bullshit tho!!

2.) Out of all these new bands now who's the best hardcore/punk band out there today?
My fave bands are basically the old hardcore punks new bands so prob one of my fave’s is the Wankys they’re different like us (but not like us) they are as loud as fuck & the lads are sound as fuck they do shit for nothing travel though the country for fuck all/benefits etc & expect nothing unlike a load of fuckers in this country who play for cash & don’t do it for love’
Current Line up!
Not the current line up!!! But my fave song!!

It’s nice to get a few quid for playing but I’ll tell ya now we’ve NEVER been paid so if you’re in it for the money FUCK OFF! The new hardcore stuff in the UK is wank, regurgitated shit!! Though I’m looking forward to seeing Wolfbeast Destroyer on the 25th May & Code Break from Liverpool are ok the rest /most of the pricks in Liverpool can generally fuck off tho cause we’re too punk for them can a few of them prove me wrong???


Liam Dwyer....What's the worst show you've ever had to play?
Sadly have to say it was Newcastle the venue was shit & the beer was shit (So Me & Petch emptied Sainsbury’s of Stella over the road ...no seriously we did!) It was in the wrong place in the city on the edge so we just got absolutely fucking wrecked I fell over about 3 or 4 times so the lads told me I sung the wrong words & then they pig piled me & nearly broke my ribs I was in agony for a week with a fucking cold from the back of the van! Gotta say tho it’s not Nicks fault he puts gigs on in the Toon & no fucker turns up Newcastle YOU DON’T DESERVE HIM!! 

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what is your take on hardcore lyrics? Do you think bands should be singing about politics, or more along the lines of Dr AIDS subject matter?

Boring repetitive wank, been there done that Anti fascist this, Fuck the right that, save the planet this, Anti war yeah yeah change the record been hearing this for 30 years I’m not saying don’t write the odd song like but fuck me broaden your horizons! One thing I can say now though you don’t hear many songs about Vegetarianism anymore cause loads of people aren’t anymore it’s not fashionable is it!! Both me & Piggy are still veggie but we won’t ram it down your throats, anyway animals are better than humans! Oh Straight Edge why are these cunts still singing about that shit!! No way do I feel people should be doing songs like we do but maybe about stuff that annoys them that’s what I do talk about everyday things that piss me off but not celebrity hate core that’s for us so fuck off!!


Final words from you Andrew?
If ya don’t like us & won’t put us on just say “no you’re not for us “ instead of ignoring the fuck out of us, it’s obvious that’s the way a lot of people feel about us but grow a pair of fucking balls stop being fucking ignorant & tell us also PROMISES PROMISES PROMISES come the fuck on…. starting a new genre is hard!!
Cheers to the people who have supported us I really do mean that if I (or we) have made you laugh or brought a smile to your face then Dr AIDS have done their job because the band was made on us just having a total fucking laugh. That’s it don’t take some of the shit we take seriously except the hate stuff about Katie Fucking Price I MEAN THAT!

Monday, 12 March 2012

The Piggy Interview!!!

 

Now it’s time for that loveable rogue Ian Williams otherwise known as PIGGY love him or hate him you CAN ignore him we do!! But what goes on in that mashed up head of his? Lets find out & will he finally admit he is a homosexual?

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Tell us how the Dr AIDS band came to be about as you’re one of the godfathers?

A brief answer here mate, 25 years ago Agz and me met up got drunk and listened to a shit load of noise-core bands, fear of god, crawl noise, sea monkeys etc! We thought that sounds piss easy let’s do a band!? Ha ha anyone could join in and most of the time they did, as long as they had a bass or guitar they were in! Didn’t even have to like the music! Turn up get drunk make noise! The original name BARFIN ALIENS came fro an add in Fangoria magazine, a stupid name for a stupid band it thought! We only ever done one tape which was a ruff as fuck 3 track praccy tape. We did do around 150 songs at the time, but could only find 3 that were not totally shite!! Ha ha anyway shit happened and i didn’t see Agz for 17 odd years! When we did meet up again we talked about the idea of doing the band again, find 2 more drunks to join and make some raw noise again! No disrespect to Sid and Zod who we roped in, but it was just a laugh at first, in fact the best laugh i ever had was the piss up when we first got together in the pub! Ha ha funny as fuck, as the beer flowed so did the ever growing sick idea’s! Move on 2.5 years and here we are in your face and hated!

Is this the most successful band you have been in? & what other bands have you been in?

Well when i was in Ballpein we did around 8 gigs with the likes of assert, freebase, stamping ground, cause for alarm to name a few, we were about to record some stuff and do a lot more show’s until I drunk a bottle of brandy, went to too see madball, got my head kicked in and called the rest of the band a bunch of cunts!! Ha ha, not like me i here you say!! Dr aids have done 3 release’s so far, so yes the most successful to date. I’ve been in loads of stupid noise band’s and grind/experimental bands, but apart from the above the only other band worth a mention is my first band MENTAL ILLNESS, i was still in school around 13 i think and i was asked to join a skinhead band! Boss days, every place we played we got banned from because of violence with skinheads and punks! We played with infa riot in Leeds, we nearly never made it home that night! Ha ha

Why do you think that Dr AIDS upset people do you think this is fair & what is your opinion on PC bands?

Because we sing songs about homo’s and tranny’s and call people queers and faggots at our show’s! Were all gay in the 1950’s way! I think we attack minorities and freaks in this world with tongue firmly in cheek, i mean being into extreme music all my life makes me an outcast and freak to the average person in this shite world! Also I think because we’re totally different in our lyric attack! Generic bullshit lyrics against this and for that just don’t cut it for me or Dr aids in general, call us what you will, we aint homophobic or trannyists (there funny and freaky! And they’ve got BALLS!!), I mean who the fuck else writes songs about celebrity’s being cunts and slags?? No one! To fucking scared to be different, not cool enough, PC bands can suck my strap on shit ridden black cock! Most hardcore bands these days piss me right off with their fucking recycled lyrics from the 80’s bands, try something different ya cunts!

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Where do you think the Hardcore Punk scene is not in comparison to say the Grind & Metal scene now & what would your answer have been back when you & Agz first started hanging round together?

Fucking question! Ha ha the so called SCENE now is fucking shite, nothing else to add really! Thank fuck for whiplash and Fredwestlife inc! The cost of living has gone up and so have door prices and bottles of cider! I think to be honest it’s gone backwards rather than forwards.

What music did you first get into & what are the best bands you seen live especially back in the day?

I first got into punk around the age of 10, pistols ,damned, stranglers the usual suspects really, also got into the skinhead scene in a massive way, both the oi! Side, and the two tone movement. Moved on to hardcore around the age of 16, which pushed me onto the death metal/grind/crust sound! Fuckin hell how much space do i have mate???..ted heath who went on to become xyster were fucking boss live, played with them when I was in mental illness, the good old days of glue, cheap spirits and cider! Crass, flux of pink Indians, the system, all boss bands but terrifying to be at the age of 13/14! Napalm death, carcass, st vitus, entombed, doom, ent and most of the all dayers at the planet are highlights! Autopsy at sloanes! Early paradise lost shows, massacre, immolation, dri in brum on the crossover tour was pretty cool, the classic cro mags show in Liverpool! the Wrexham death metal gigs were thriving back then! I’ll stop there before a rabbit all day!!

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It’s seems Fredwestlife Inc are trying to bring back the old Planet X days back to the gigs Dr AIDS are putting on is this fair? Do you feel you have a way to go or is Basement 20 is the way forward to obtain this goal?

Yes and no mate, yes in a way the shows are like planet x, basically its all about doing what the fuck you want and getting fucking wasted! Ha ha this deffo happened back then and its deffo happening now at our shows, it’ll never be as good as the way it was END OF! It was fresh and new then, now i can only just about to be bothered to go to dr aids shows! Ha ha. Basement 20 is a boss place to play, i could go into the reasons on here, but i won’t because I may spoil the perks we have there if some snitch is reading this interview!

What bands would you love to put on and why you have 5 choices.

Massacre, broken gravestones, the grotesquery, bone saw and STONE DEAF FOREVER!(note- the other 4 choice’s all feature KAM LEE ON VOCALS!) to be honest now i’ve done a show with Agathocles the only other band left would be FEAR OF GOD!

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What bands would you never put on within this scene & again you have 5 choices with reasons why?

I’m sure your trying to provoke me with some of these questions! I aint got 5 choices mate, just don’t like playing or putting on PC LIBERAL SHITE BANDS IN GENERAL!

How far do you think Dr AIDS can go & as there changing their style slightly is this selling out cause people aren’t ready for NECROQUEGCUNTCORE? Is this gonna upset people who have been into you since the start?

I like the change of direction were taking at the moment, we’ve never set out to sound or be like anyone or anything, we just do what we wanna do, punk innit! Ha ha if we ALL like it we do it, end of really. People will never be ready for us, most are far too narrow minded to even comprehend what we’re doing! With regards to upsetting people... I’ve been doing that long before dr aids came about! If you don’t like it or us then FUCK OFF and go listen to some safe metal or hardcore! “hay man I can really relate to what that band are saying” ha ha fuck off you soft cunt! Open up to some proper none pc NECROQUEGCUNTCORE! That’s why i called are sound that in the first place, because you have got to be punk or grind or whatever, don’t ever want to fit in with that shit! Maybe that’s why Terrorizer magazine have never got back to me when i send them cd’s!

Rob

My question to Piggy is if somebody knocked on the door and Sadie wasn't in and you were in your onesy, would you answer the door with no shame?

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I have a special Velcro patch on the front for easy access for when the door go’s! I have no shame, they should be ashamed because the haven’t got there onesy on

BILL

With your open hatred of emo's and glammies (re: Revulva rant) on show, doth the man protest too much? I.e. do you really love them and wish you were one?

I am a 43 year old emo according to Phil! Ha ha well yes of course I wish I was one mate, i was one in the early 80’s! Had vans and converse, baseball cap, checked shirt, and I loved the misfits and sucking cock! The girl’s are cute thou, so there’s another good reason! I hate them because the Emo band’s get more groupie’s than us!

Barry Durrans

My question for piggy will be, how's your back?

Fine thanks Barry, every month i go to Dr Popper Salinas for a back cock massage!

Dear Rigsby,
1. pick a new song for Dr. Aids to cover?!
another nail in the coffin- extreme noise terror

2. Recommend me one boss horror film to download that i might not have and also recommend me a boss porno with no BBC!
Chillerama, fucking boss, can’t recommend it highly enough mate, also just got pieces on dvd, havn’t seen that for 20 years or something! Gorey and just funny as fuck acting and story line, terror firmer, citizen toxie, any of the august underground films

3. We've supported Agathocles, who else dya wanna gig with?

Fear of god but they don’t exist anymore! Massacre would have been nice as well!
4. You can get back supports in home and bargain; do you want me to pick you one up?

I’ll just buy a tenner’s worth of pantie liner’s and make my own thanks’ mate

Dan Gibson…...Why did you delete me off facebook & broke my heart

Oh fuck off whinging you fucking emo! I delete people all the time cos i can’t be arsed with them! No offence

Paul Strangeway Why did he throw the bus seat out of the window? How many cans of cider did he drink to come up with the idea? What gig did said seat throwing incident occur after?

This question has fucked with my memory completely! Ha Ha I have no idea what you’re on about Paul! I did take a pair of shoes of a bloke who was asleep on the train and chucked them out the window! Is this any good to you mate?

Phil Salinas

|Does he still have a lovely smile

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The gypo’s seem to like it thank’s phil. The gap is like a make shift snooker cue rest for your cock to slide in and out of!

Has the moth died in his wallet yet?

The moth was released and smoked in a bucket with Brother Sid!

Has anyone besides me and bobby ever met him for the first time and not wanted to twat him?

I have a long line of twatter’s phil! As long as bobby and you fell in love with at first sight that’s all that count’s to me! To be honest most of the time i can see people looking at me when I’m chatting drunk shite, and i can hear the voice in their head saying “ what a fucking prick i wish he would fuck off!” well rather that or they say it as soon as i walk away, sorry stagger away! Friends to hater’s ratio are well in favour of the haters!

Does he still take cock?

Only on prescription from the big black witch Dr on Scottie rd!

Why does most of Liverpool hate you Ian?

Most people don’t even know me! Just know my name or what i may or may not have done in the past! They want to concentrate on their own life not mine! I’m a drunk and talk shit! Your far more loathed than me aren’t you Agz???? (I doubt it ...Agz)

Do you regret crippling someone at the Deicide gig? Phil added can you explain the art of stage diving seen as the rest of us have forgot?

Yes and no, you go to show’s to have fun, enjoy the band’s and get drunk, or in my case to piss people off when they see me coming towards them drunk! I didn’t mean the person any harm, just if you see my jumping off the stage you better duck! It seems to be a lost art these days, the pits are lame (I’m too old and broken to join in!) and there is certainly no stage diving taking place! It’s like a fucking nodding dog contest now! That’s why I like our show’s because the crowd is full of drunk freaks doing whatever they want!

Paul Brown What is the correct weed to chocolate chip ratio for use in making chocolate chip brownies?

Well it’s been a while since i made one paul, all depend’s who you’re making them for?! Gruff nut’s instead of choc chip’s, they won’t know the difference, deffo a quart of weed

James Yeardsley How much would he have to be paid to hug lizzie lemon?

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I’d rather watch your fist her at our next show Jim!

Skip Cairns why does Agz wanna quit the band and be a bus driver?

Because he looks like the driver from the Simpson’s and because he could change the face of public transport forever!

Phil Salinas After licking a dogs ball bag at a party (this is true) what did it taste like and did you fall in love with said animal???

A velvet pouch of love! Like a silk glove, which incidentally i used to wank it off with after the balls lick! I used to always get that boss boxer drunk, it didn’t fancy me when it was sober!

Phil Salinas why do you and bobby keep going on secret weekends away? And does make it more like brokeback mountain now he is married?

It makes it more dirty and wrong and dangerous! We go on secret weekend’s to get away from prying eyes that might be watching as we man up together!

Luch Avendano Is he the father of my child?

You look like an extra from gypsy wedding mate, and you’re a fucking manc! So i doubt it!

Barry Durrans Who is Piggy?

A toothless Rigsby moaning whining 43 year old drunk sexually challenged blue nose drunk, with a big hatred for people with beards and glasses

Rob Warden Why do you hide a wok underneath your shirt? (Thanks for the inspiration Agz)

It’s half a football not a wok! It’s a reversed hunchback!

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Rob Warden According to Branston you have a neck and a hunch back like a vulture. Do you often stick your head in the bloody gash of a corpse?

The most stupid question of the lot! I usually have to crack a corpse open with a toffee hammer and a hacksaw blade! My neck is fucked because of the constant blow job’s branston force’s apron me!

Pat Cooksey i got a serious one...MR PIGGY...what is your opinion on BASEBALL CAPS and popularity of them with the rap and youth cultures in the UK, should footballers start wearing some sort of hats to help counter the rise of this american/alien/antibritish fashion trend ?

British footballers should all wear fez hats or the dead girlfriends cut out fannys around there neck’s! I wear a cap; I only do it to cover up my shit hair and to infiltrate the emo factions!

Another related one...MR PIGGY,if you have smash some cunts skull in what would you rather use, a cricket bat or baseball bat

A sock full of penny’s is my weapon of choice!

MR PIGGY,beside yourself and the rest of the Fredwestlife organization, what other group of people are the UK's greatest threat to sovereignty and security ?

The gary glitter facebook page!

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MR PIGGY,are you really a doctor?

I have a phd in shit talking!

MR PIGGY,why do people from Liverpool sound like they are speaking polish or Irish when they are stinking drunk,sorry my if my english is bad,i grew up speaking american so don t understand all the funny words you people use,thanks

It’s because most of em are coughing up enough phlegm to gob at pc dickheads! Gee are you a septic tank then pat?

MR PIGGY,use one word to describe each band member

Drunk fucking retards th lot of em!

James Haigh why the fuck do you have a onesy are you gay???? is it true you and the band give each other Guinness enemas and have shit fights? Did you really once work in Buckingham palace but got sacked from your position when you were caught fisting a corgi and sniffing the queen mums crusty gusset? and finally as we know your Jedwoods biggest fan which one would you like to viciously sodomise in a greenhouse scum stylee?

Onsey’s rule you cunt! Gonna do a gig in one soon, just to prove i’m not a homo and i have no shame! We eat each other’s shit, why waste it by chucking it about! Don’t do enema’s mate, just eat a rum ruby the night before said shit eating contest, i take a lot of my influence from 120 in Sodom( aka salo) when i comes to crap capper’s! Don’t like corgis, to low and small, it’s just another rumour about me that is not true! The gusset sniffing happened in scope and Oxfam in town mate, that’s true! 2nd hand gusset’s rule! I love Jedwood! Don’t fucking take the piss! I’d cross wank the pair of them!

Hamo 'What first live act did you see that inspired you to wanna be in a band and why?'..

Crass at lark lane community centre when i was 13 i think, 75p for around 6 bands!

What do you think of the rest of the band?

BROTHERS OF INTOXICATION!

DR.AIDS_HAUNTING THE WIRRAL [EP]

Finally any last comments?

Nice one to the cunt’s who asked me questions, thanks to one and all that turn up at our show’s and thanks’ to the pc cunts for making us stronger! Hope I’ve answered all the questions, I’m drunk on sponk!

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Out The Cage Compilation… 19 Bands Inc Us!

Nothing new if you have our ep’s but some of our friends are on this compilation & people we have contact with & it’s always nice to be part of a comp “Birds Out” are a DIY net label from Scotland. The bands on this comp are AFTERNOON GENTLEMEN, LAVOTCHKIN, AGHAST!, JUNGLE JUICE, DRUG COUPLE, WHEELCHAIR WHEELCHAIR WHEELCHAIR WHEELCHAIR, GET DESTROYED, DEATHWAK, DIRECTGOV, HOY PINOY, PxBxS, BBR, XMAYONANAISETHEBASTARDX, HORRORS THAT YOU’VE SEEN, HUMAN CULL, THE HARDEST SEASON, SMILER, PUELLAE & of course Dr AIDS doing “Bite It You (Scum) Cunt” top album for FREE!!
19 BANDS FREE DOWNLOAD HERE (follow the link …EASY!)
if you struggle there cause Bandcamp only allows 200 per month try this HERE!!!
Birds Out Comp

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

HEY MR BASSMAN PLAY THE FUCKING BASS……The Hadyn “H” Kirkwood Interview!

Since the beginning (& I mean the very start) of this band H has been around in one way or another either as a friend or in the band we even asked him to play bass for us on the demo, that didn't come about in the end but he’s seen us progress from just having a laugh to still just having a laugh but being better!!

When it was decided that we needed to move on with a different bass player all being well that we had a new venue & we didn't’ need to use someone's gear anymore (cause we’re using cunts) AND BEFORE the Cerebral Bore/Disentomb gig we put on we had asked H if he wanted to join the band he said “yeah” & we confirmed it that night after we played & so the H era started straight away & after we told him he really had committed to it the next day ha ha!!

So now we have a guitarist & bass player who quietly play behind the two loud mouthed fucks at the front & the crazy little ginger fuck at the back now you can find out what happens in Kirky’s head just read on……………..

The H interview...

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Dave Gleavey (Ex guitar)

My question is how are you finding life with the aids so far?
So far so good, no complaints! It's been a good laugh and the gigs have been excellent! Never a dull moment in this band, couldn't ask for more cos I've been in loads of bands over the years with some right proper miserable easily offended cunts!

Soo (Agzzy’s Wife) wants to know

What would you be doing if you wasn’t in this HUGE band & where do you see yourself in 6 months from now!
This is like a real job interview kinda question!!! I'm in 2 bands so i'd probably be less busy and have a few more quid due to less rehearsals!!! Hopefully in 6 months time we'll be playing in other places around the country with both bands as well!
Will you stay with the band forever or will this become a Metallica type band through a rotating door for bass players?
What, like spinal tap with all their drummers?! I can't see anybody leaving Dr Aids anytime soon like, especially with the newer songs starting to sound more nastier and faster, everyone seems more into this newer direction!!!


Ric Woodhouse asked,

First gig you ever went to …….

Iron Maiden Wembley Arena 1990 with Anthrax supporting! I was 11, not bad for a first show, eh?! That was a boss year fwith many top metal albums and it ended with my first gig and it was amazing!

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Gareth (The mental Motorhead fan)

What’s your fave Dr AIDS tune & for that matter any tune(s)

It was, is and always will be BALLAD OF A PRE OP TRANNY!!!

NEW VERSION WITH H ON BASS

I was there in the early days when they first started rehearsing it, sounded boss then, fucking rules now!!!

ORIGINAL VERSION NO BASS IN IT!!! DEMO JULY 2010!!!


Who is more sicker Glitter or Leonard?
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OH MY GADD!!! Leonard is the real LEADER! Definitely Leonard! Glitter is a lightweight choir boy compared to the mighty Leonard.

Patchie
Dark Thrones or Black Flags?
VIKING METAL PUNKS... FOREVER!
Whose song called "Time" is the best; Anthrax, Brutal Truth or Pink Floyd?
Gotta be FLOYD, that is all!!!

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Rob (Necroquegcuntcore demo artist) asked
Do you own a onesey & can you provide a pic?
Shit question, Robert. NEXT... (Ha ha Rob’s ripped again)

Phil (Guitarist in H’s other band) asked
How do you comb your hair?
Like a teen porn starlet I'm shaven!

What brand of baked beans do you strap onto your feet to give you extra height?
I don't need extra height, i have girth and length on my side but Tesco value beans have come in handy in the past!

Sid (First Bass Man!)
Did H learn the bass because he wanted to be Lemmy?
Yeah gotta be Lemmy, maybe there's some Cliff Burton and Steve Harris in there somewhere as well, bass is honestly the most boring of all guitared instruments, when i was a kid i wanted to be Matt Tracker from the MASK cartoons, not a fucking musician!!!

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(how funny is his face in the above pic ha ha!! )


Who influenced you to take up bass? And what song contains your favourite bass line?
I dunno? my first guitar was a strat but i was told by my dad that i was playing it like a bass so we part ex'd it for a bass and I'm still doing it now. Best bass line ever has gotta be I Saw Your Mommy by Suicidal Tendencies!

BEST BASS LINE ACCORDING TO “H”


How does it feel to know that so far out of the band interview you have to be the one who has pity questions thrown at him by me?
Have pity on me mate, I'm in a band with Rigsby, Chuck Billy, Bert from Sesame Street and the cunt from simply cunt, oh fuck what does that make me?!!!

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Sarah Turner (Whiplash promotions,Liverpool)
Why did you leave Steps? Oh, wrong H!
H from steps was skinned alive and buggered, by Dr. Aids' first line up!
How many times have you seen Iron Maiden and do you think you will subtly introduce some Maidenesque bass lines into the Dr Aids songs (when Piggy and Agz are too pissed on Stella/German beers, Joe has his Tesco Value cider, and Petch has, well whatever Petch drinks, turps!……I found this most amusing Sarah well done x)
Lost count, honestly, since 1990 there's been shitloads of maiden gigs, the best being Donington 1992 and worst was in Manchester on that real live tour in 93, Dickinson clearly didn't wanna be there. I think i might put in a few Harris gallops in there somewhere in our new EMO GENOCIDE (taking back the Misfits by killing one Emo at a time) song!!!


Peter Watson
who's the biggest cunt and why
Agzzy? Piggy? Petch? Joe? Take your pick, they're all cunts, it's just that Agz and Piggy are loud cunts, Petch is a guitar Tourette's cunt and Joe is a talented cunt ha ha!!! Ah fuck it, I'll say Agz cos he's sent me all these fucking questions to answer!!!

Barry Durrans
Are you blonde?
On top or down there? haven't grown my hair long enough in years to even remember what colour my hair is!!!


Nick Stirling
Were Proppa unkonshuz the worst bunch of Shite you ever had the misfortune to Jam with?
I enjoyed them Curious Dr Hump/proppa unkonshuz days mate, proppa unkonshuz used to attract some nice birds to the gigs, Dr Hump just attracted tramps and smackheads!
Those hanover gigs were legendary especially the final unkonshuz gig/fight!!!

Top 5 horrors
Nightmare on elm street (1984)
Return Of The Living Dead
The original 60's Two Thousand Maniacs!
Argento's Demons
Creepshow

Fuck it, can't just have 5-

Bad Taste, Braindead, 976 EVIL, The Burning, Friday the 13th Part 3, Reanimator, Evil Dead, Christine, Cujo, Halloween 3, Nightmare Vacation, Neon Maniacs, Night Of The Creeps, Street Trash... NOTICE THAT THEYRE ALL FROM THE 80's!!!!!!!!

Apart From Dr AIDS what’s the shittiest band you have been in?
i played drums once in a band called Thumper. We played many gigs in many empty venues all over the north west. I tried to get them into more underground bands but they were just ignorant and couldn't be arsed so neither could I, they turned out to be cunts anyway.

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Are you still involved in "the claw?"
not really, been years since we went to a show together, plus i can't be arsed doing blogs anymore.


Why is Maiden better than Metallica?
Harris, Dickinson, Smith and Murray are better songwriters, there's also less posers at maiden gigs, maiden never changed their sound and look to fit in with the times!!! anyway stop mentioning maiden and metallica in this fucking interview cos nobody cares!!!


Which bass man is your biggest influence & what music are you into?
Lemmy (did i answer this already?…yes but as this isn’t a face to face interview we can just look stupid on the blog!)I like all kinds of music, anybody that just listens to just one type of music is a sad cunt, you gotta have variety or there'll be nothing to influence you in your playing, I love NWOBHM more than anything and some old thrash but i also like old hardcore and the odd english punk band, then again i also like some old British prog rock and plenty of doom.


Why do you like Van Gaylen?

VanHalenCos they're a proper musician's band, a real feel-good rock band, any one of their albums could liven any party up, they're just too fucking good!!!


First record ever bought & do you still buy vinyl?
My dad bought me Iron Maiden's Somewhere In Time, Alice Cooper's Constrictor and AC/DC's Who Made Who Lp's in one day when i was 7, never looked back. Not a bad start eh?! I actually still buy vinyl now!!!


I hear the guitarist in Stone Deaf Forever is a right cunt is this true?
If he wasn't a cunt then I'd probably hate him!!!

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& why have you a werewolf on drums in S.D.F?
Believe me, i think only a werewolf can get the job done of matching mikkey dee's drumming!!!


Fave porn star to shake the coconuts from the tree too?

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Sasha Grey. Without a doubt the best porn star to ever grace my collection!!! Why can't i meet a girl like her?!!!


Gang bangs or Lesbians
Lesbo Gangbanging Trannies!!!!!!!

What would you rather be wanked off by ass or gob & do you get a kick from BBC?
By a gob i think, there's more mess and less stink! I like messy wanks!!! BBC ruins everything, everybody knows that!

Bri Jones
When will you die???
Shouldn't be long now, the diabetes will cause a stroke making all my vital organs fail in no particular order, the kidneys are usually the first to slowly die off then repertory problems usually follow with breathing failing which will lead to a heart attack and then death. It's kind of a weight off your chest when you know what you're probably gonna die of. Just for the record I want AC/DC's "Ride On" played at my funeral!

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Your FINAL THOUGHTS...
it's just took me just over an hour to answer these questions. I want my fucking hour back you cunts!!! Nah, just one last thought, come and see Dr Aids in basement 20 on 17th march or just fuck off!!!

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