Thanks to Mik for the boss B&W photo’s I love em mate.
Nice guy Agz finally gets the limelight on the blog 
Founding member with his old buddy & bitter fucking blue nosed cunt Piggy these two have pulled together the line up’s of Dr AIDS with them being the ever present & godfathers (Mainly cause they’re the oldest!) Thanks to all the people who have asked Agz questions READ ON YOU NECROQUEGCUNTS!
Luch (from Gorehead) Will you be doing a hunger strike in aid of Stella being brought down to 4.8?
Defiantly not! Eating is a massive fave pastime of mine you don’t get this fucking big from not sitting on your arse, eating the wrong foods & drinking alcohol all the time!
Suicide Scripture Music reviews Have you found a new beer yet?
Yes I have It’s Lech beer it’s 5.2% from Poland & taste’s just like Stella thanks Poland xxx
A recent scene from my kitchen where Polish hooligans kicked the fuck out of Stella for my love LECH BEER won my heart well done!
Kittie Stark Ever bummed Yeardo?
He is my long lost son & I’m not Jozef Fritzel, also there is no way my cock is big enough to get past the buttocks of an arse that big!
James Costello Why is he such a loveable cunt? And when will the next hardcopy e.p/album be out?
I don’t know I am quite loveable aren’t I? I do try & do the right things morally i:e I’m vegetarian & have been for over 25 years & I also have old hardcore values I just don’t rant about these things but some of them are too so I’ve updated them cause you just live your life like a fucking nun if ya don’t people need to lighten up a little or fuck off back to Greenham Common if they take these values a little too far we’re no Mother Theresa’s are we? However I’m also a moaning twat who see’s the world as it is full of shit & a species that needs culling!
Get the EP from me it’s 65 pence!! If you pick it up from me I’ll be in a pub sometime in Wallasey let me know!! Or come to the gigs for fuck sake!!!
Bill Mcknee We know Agz has a fairly specified love of music and anything he doesn't like is a load of old shite (I LIKE THIS QUESTION BILL...Agz) BUT what is his fave
a./ band,
BAUHAUS yes I fucking love them I have a tattoo to prove it as well. When I seen em live & if I hadn’t have been so completely off my fucking head I reckon I would have cried seriously !! I remember just holding my hands over my mouth with it wide open when they played my fave songs!! Gutted they split again but I seen Peter Murphy a few months ago again & he was perfect & I mean perfect!!
b./ album
I’ll have to pick 2 Bill...... Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks & Slayer – Reign in Blood. Pistols Album was the first album I ever got into & Slayer’s album is a perfect speed without it being noisy fucking shite! I know it’s pretty mainstream but hey!!!
c./ song of all time?
You ready for this Lou Reed – The Blue Mask seriously: D I’ve loved this song from when I first heard it my mate bought the Blue Mask album first & I wasn’t long after it’s Lou Reed’s best album for me as well & I’m happy that Metallica recently became his backing band. ;)
Will we find Siege, GG Allin, Death or The Spice Girls in his list!
No but I love a good few GG songs as well as the likes of the Dickies, Crass, Dead Kennedys, Agathocles (Proper honour & a dream fulfilled playing with Jan & the guys)
I have loads of songs, albums that come close but no one compares to Bauhaus for me.
Has Agz always been a narky cynical cunt or was he once happy go lucky... If so, what was the defining moment that TURNED him :)
I haven’t always been a narky twat tho I will/have snap(ed) if prompted & prodded continuously (like most people) I try keep my temper intact & wear my IPod when I am out cause I fucking hate the sound of other people’s voices on buses & trains (Why do you have to use your phone so we have to listen to half a shit conversation) also there is always some mouthy prick who has had a drink who thinks it’s funny to say something about how you look, so for their sake (& mine) it’s best I try block shit out. I’ve been with my wife Soo for 11 years & she basically taught me not to trust people when I thought she was over the top I ignored it but you know what she is generally right! It’s not in my nature to feel like this but I am more cautious of people cause when you reach your 40’s & you go I can’t believe they’ve let me down after I say borrowed the a few hundred/thousand quid to them some time etc Let’s just say it’s hard enough to take one kick in the bollocks!! Oh the answer is in the last few years William.....prob when I met Piggy again it’s enough to turn anyone angry!!!
Yeardo Where is my fucking pocket money?
Ask ya mum I only emptied my sack I wanted you aborted! I don’t even remember what your mum looks like!!
How is practicing your death growls coming along? You'll be alright once that's nailed
Haha this being in reference to a 15 year old kid who came onto the Dr AIDS site & thought we was death metal, told us we were ok but the vocals need more death grunts!! Haha well not very well Yeardo as the day we sell out (or become that good) it’s time for a new band for me!
Michael Sid Bailey 2-3 years on. Do you regret getting back in touch with Piggy, and subsequently meeting a load of fun loving mincers?
Of course not I spent the 10 years before that just getting smashed & being an asshole because of a turning point in my life & it still took a good few years for my now wife to settle me down (ISH!!) The above photo was the start of the fun together & what a day it was mate the birth of Dr AIDS …………PS I love you Sid xxx
Also why do you have 5 sphincter stars on your arm?
You mean the 5 European cup stars Liverpool have & no other club in the UK can have?
Are Bauhaus that good?
Yes they are they are amazing they are live & they wrote such good songs with fun sometimes & they’re top musicians. I covered some of how I feel in the question Bill asked me. But just in case you don’t know yes they are I recommend Stigmata Martyr, Dark Entries, Hollow Hills, Crowds, In the Night, Slice Of Life,1-2-3-4 & the amazing cover of Ziggy a bit from each of the early albums!! Ya can’t forget Bela Lugosi.
Who do you hate more? Jordan or Victoria Wood?
Defo Jordan I hate her I fucking hate her!! Victoria Wood is an unfunny cunt & a talentless twat.
Dave Gleavy (Zod original Guitarist) Apart from me, who's the biggest cunt you've ever met?
People who steal , rip off & lie to their friends need I say more?
I love you Dave you’re a top bloke by the way.
Pagan Is stella your only friend Agz???? :P
I split with her she is a 4.8% bitch & no she is not but I choose my friends more carefully now!
Rob Warden (Dr AIDS logo designer) What’s the worst guilty pleasure in you record collection?
I have some stuff that some people may feel is dodgy but I aint ashamed of it David Sylvian, Brian Eno, Japan, Depeche Mode, Early Human League shit like that I think if you look closely there is some shit for example I have the best of Lulu I bought this for like £2 purely & simple cause she does a David Bowie cover of The Man who sold the world but I totally have to say I have NEVER played it. I’d buy the Bay City Rollers if I could ever find or knew which album had their cover of rebel rebel on it!! I love anything by Bowie (pre Lets Dance except Young Americans album) I have a Duran Duran album purely cause it’s got covers of Lou Reed & iggy Pop on it as well. They have done an album of covers its shite like. I used to waste a lot of money on Discs & Vinyl I mean a lot!!
Ric Woodhouse Pet shop boys or Erasure?
I have to choose one Ric fuck would have to be Erasure as Vince Clarke was in Dépêche Mode but I really hate them both!
Paul Greebo Cadden. Frankie goes to wankeywood?
I seen these once in this shit programme they had in New Brighton baths back in the 80’s called “New Brighton Rock” well I lie I left before they came on singing but they walked around above us to the crowd screaming….. I just seen a bunch of cunts!! I left because some big fat bird was singing for ages the same shit soul song (SOUL SUCKS!)!!! Think we bunked in anyway fuck all else to do in them days (Nothing now FUCK YOU THATCHER!) This would be the time of Two Tribes & Relax true story!!
Elliott Lindamood i have a few.
a)Who's the best American fan of the band?
You & Pat Cooksey gotta say Liam as well tho he’s from England originally!
b) Do you think Joe’s a cunt?
No but he prob thinks I am?
c) Do you have a technique for your vocals or is it just drunken anger?
I Drink beer or I sound worse!
D) When the fuck are you gonna send me those eps you god damn English pile of shit????!!!
Dunno cause I’m useless at sending stuff out hence I don’t sell on ebay!!
Eric Chavez asked what do you think of classic rock? What in particular Eric it’s a massive genre (Agz) bands like KISS, Alice Cooper, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Queen, AC DC, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath etc....
Eric this is such a big question yes I like rock I am a massive Mick Ronson (Bowie’s guitarist in Ziggy era) fan I mean almost as big as a Bauhaus fan! I love early Bowie like I said & I mean LOVE! The bands you asked I can say Kiss (NO) Alice Cooper (couple of songs) The Beatles (Not any more I realise they are pop shite but everyone of my generation in Merseyside knows Beatles songs! I can listen to them tho) Zepplin (There are a couple I love especially Whole lotta Love) Stones (not arsed NO) Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody is prob one of the greatest songs ever wrote!) ACDC (they’re ok I like a lot of songs but own not one record! Aerosmith (A couple of songs ok!) Sabbath (who doesn’t like them?)
Also what are dr aids musical influences?
We all like different things but for me you know some from the previous questions but to add to them are you ready? ENT, FEAR OF GOD, GG ALLIN, JELLO BIAFRA, AGATHOCLES, SEX PISTOLS, These for the rest of the band....Darkthrone, Autopsy, Abcess, Purulent Jacuzzi, fuck knows what else? They would be a fucking metal band if it wasn’t for me!!
Mick Smith why are you such a cunt?
I don’t know Mick I’m so horrible to you & the jokes you send me are shit you don’t have to do this anymore but I do love ya mate!! xxx
Hadyn Kirkwood dear Agzzy, some serious ones cos everybody else will probably be taking the piss... (Thanks H)
1.) We all know you're a proper fucking old punk cunt, but seeing as you like all sorts of other types of music, if you were gonna do a side project what kind of music would you wanna do?!
Doom Metal …..Not boring shit though (cause there is some really shit doom out there YOU BORING FUCKING CUNTS!) Stuff like total St Vitus Born To late/White Stallions, Trouble Run to the light, Pentagram etc proper love this stuff even spoke about it with Matt from Black Magician (Before he joined them) it sort of got to the “shall we?” stage & is hovering about we still say we’ll do it one day, the Mrs said if I start a new band I can FUCK OFF tho cause I spend too much time pissing around with this one even when we’re physically not playing. I’ve gotta be honest cause I can sing believe it or not something like System Of A Down/Scars On Broadway is appealing too I like them OK Mr Simon Kelly!! (Not that he’ll see this cause he just hid me off Facebook cause I have a potty mouth! 30 years of friendship haha)
SHIT LIKE THIS!!!! Not the Christian bullshit tho!!
Not the current line up!!! But my fave song!!
Liam Dwyer....What's the worst show you've ever had to play?
Sadly have to say it was Newcastle the venue was shit & the beer was shit (So Me & Petch emptied Sainsbury’s of Stella over the road ...no seriously we did!) It was in the wrong place in the city on the edge so we just got absolutely fucking wrecked I fell over about 3 or 4 times so the lads told me I sung the wrong words & then they pig piled me & nearly broke my ribs I was in agony for a week with a fucking cold from the back of the van! Gotta say tho it’s not Nicks fault he puts gigs on in the Toon & no fucker turns up Newcastle YOU DON’T DESERVE HIM!!
And
what is your take on hardcore lyrics? Do you think bands should be singing about politics, or more along the lines of Dr AIDS subject matter?
Boring repetitive wank, been there done that Anti fascist this, Fuck the right that, save the planet this, Anti war yeah yeah change the record been hearing this for 30 years I’m not saying don’t write the odd song like but fuck me broaden your horizons! One thing I can say now though you don’t hear many songs about Vegetarianism anymore cause loads of people aren’t anymore it’s not fashionable is it!! Both me & Piggy are still veggie but we won’t ram it down your throats, anyway animals are better than humans! Oh Straight Edge why are these cunts still singing about that shit!! No way do I feel people should be doing songs like we do but maybe about stuff that annoys them that’s what I do talk about everyday things that piss me off but not celebrity hate core that’s for us so fuck off!!
Final words from you Andrew?
If ya don’t like us & won’t put us on just say “no you’re not for us “ instead of ignoring the fuck out of us, it’s obvious that’s the way a lot of people feel about us but grow a pair of fucking balls stop being fucking ignorant & tell us also PROMISES PROMISES PROMISES come the fuck on…. starting a new genre is hard!!
Cheers to the people who have supported us I really do mean that if I (or we) have made you laugh or brought a smile to your face then Dr AIDS have done their job because the band was made on us just having a total fucking laugh. That’s it don’t take some of the shit we take seriously except the hate stuff about Katie Fucking Price I MEAN THAT!
